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| | | |  | At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex. In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some can be irritatingly intelligent but most are so intellectually challenged that they dribble over their keyboards. This creates a fantastic arena for some amusing wind-ups - simply enter a chat room, make a few ridiculous comments and see who takes the bait. This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the internet, no matter how bizarre. "Chatroom Wind-Ups" is split into two parts. The first deals with chat rooms whilst the second deals with that other internet phenomenon - sites where you can pose a question and anyone who wants to can submit an answer. Another great opportunity for some fun! autor: Stuart McLean issn: 9781848397026 data: 2009.06.18 cena: 23.51 PLN |
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| | | |  | There are 162,042,117,562 websites on the internet. Of these 161,983,424,031 can certainly be considered strange. But there are far fewer that are truly weird and even fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-all-about-weird. This book brings together the weirdest of these weird sites for your amusement. When visiting the sites you will meet some rich, ugly people who desperately want to marry you, you will have the opportunity to join 'The Interplanetary Society for the Hard of Thinking' and you will be shown how to send a plague of wasps to 'destroy' those websites that you hate. So, power up that old cathode-ray tube and get surfing!This book features the following information given for each entry: site name, category, weirdness factor (ranging from one to five gremlins depending on the extent of the site's weirdness), website address, and comment. autor: Stuart McLean issn: 9781848397033 data: 2009.06.18 cena: 23.51 PLN |
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| | | |  | ?Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it is a mistake to make a habit out of it?
W. Somerset Maugham
?Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner?
Oscar Wilde
?It is better to be quotable than to be honest?
Tom Stoppard
Britain has long been littered with wicked wordsmiths of the highest calibre and what better way to celebrate all that makes Blighty brilliant than with this bumper book of witty one-liners?
With quips, quotes and insults from classic favourites William Shakespeare and Winston Churchill to modern masters Stephen Fry and Eddie Izzard, this delightful book will ensure you?re never at a loss for the perfect witticism. autor: Richard Benson issn: 9781848395664 data: 2007.10.01 cena: 50.49 PLN |
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| | | |  | Golf has given me an understanding of the futility of life?
Aubrey Eban
?There can be little doubt that one of Job?s chief trials was that his wife insisted on playing golf with him?
P. G. Wodehouse
?Ken Brown doesn?t need a watch to time himself on a golf course. He needs a calendar?
Bud Eglinton
With hundreds of funny one-liners that?ll have you and your caddy chuckling down the fairway, this is the perfect companion for the golf obsessed, and an ideal gift for the newly converted.
So put your best ball forward, tee off with Golfing Wit and you?ll be sure to get a hole in one. And when you buy everyone a drink at the nineteenth hole, you?ll have the perfect quips for the occasion. autor: Aubrey Malone issn: 9781848395251 data: 2007.10.01 cena: 9.99 PLN |
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| | | |  | Maxime mei paenitet, vendidi uxorem tua in agora eBay.
I?m really sorry, I sold your wife on eBay.
(Shouted into a mobile phone)
Sum in longus quadrigarus!
I?m on the train!
Nuntiis meis non respondebat, ergo illam reliqui in LociMei.
She wasn?t replying to my emails, so I dumped her on MySpace.
Ego fleo?
Am I bovvered?
If Latin?s good enough for Caesar, it?s good enough for you. And some things just sound far better in the old tongue. No longer ?the dead language?, Latin has been given a whole new lease of life in a manner befitting twenty-first-century folk and their daily chit-chat. From Sat Nav and MySpace to plastic surgery and bingedrinking, this language lover?s bible guarantees you?ll go down a storm when you?re invited to the Vatican. autor: Sam Foster issn: 9781848395107 data: 2007.10.01 cena: 50.49 PLN |
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